Welcome to their worst nightmare!

It's alliiiiiveee!

Welcome to DontFeedTheBots, where we unleash a very crazy, slightly psychotic and practically incomprehensible 'bot' (automated user) into many large chat rooms full of perverted, twisted individuals who think they are about to get laid over the internet. Our bot has several realistic features not often seen in IRC bots such as a detailed personality and social networking pages, and a real-world telephone number with an answering service (which calls will always end up reaching). It is very important that we tell you that the logs shown here may contain adult material of a discusting, explicit, or sexual nature, and although they are very funny are not suitable for those under the age of 18. If you are under 18 you are advised to click away now!

In short: HERE BE DRAGONS!